Before you marry someone, ask yourself: Will this person be a good zombie killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?
August 13, 2013 § Leave a comment
Probably the best advice for those thinking of tying that very tight knot. I myself have contemplated this, only after being married for-a long time. Like ten years. Zombies were still movie monsters back then.
Specific questions should include:
Is this person strong? Can they carry a lot of shit? And possibly also you, if perhaps you’re bitten on the thigh or calf, tragically rendering you incapable of walking/running.
Is this person crafty? Do they possess useful knowledge concerning how to do shit you don’t already know how to do. Survival shit. *You should already be preparing, so that you’re considered valuable as well.
Is this person tough? Will they fight the war? Will they run into the herd of gut twisting insanity with you, guns blazing, paving the road to freedom,? Or will they cower in the deepest, darkest corners, fucking trembling.
Perhaps most importantly, try and make sure they’re not going to blow your head off once you turn into a zombie and go for their brains. Establish a trust in one another, beforehand.