August 22, 2014 § Leave a comment

Tuesday 8/12/14 10am

Robin Williams is dead.

Slept funny or something. Shoulder is sore. Late start-everyone is awake. Little has paint in her hair, needs a wash. Older one has chores to do she isn’t doing so I’ll have to get on her about it. Watched a movie about a writer’s group. None are published then one gets published and the others lose their fucking minds over it. Jealousy. Entitlement. Girl from big bang theory. Girl from meet the fockers. Dude from nip tuck-the dad. Dude from American Pie, and Wilfred-drew. Some other dude. Stupid movie really but accurate. More about claws. What a great movie review. Fingers are stiff. Back is stiff. Neck is stiff. Have coffee and need to roll smokes. Nothing is in my head. Robin Williams is dead. I don’t know why but that fucks me up a little. Reading a book about a doctor’s journey treating a woman with seventeen personalities. Switching time, it’s called.


Still Tuesday-haven’t started writing yet-mailman is terrified of our boxer. To be fair, he has good reason. Cerberus(dog)barks like a lunatic when mailman is near. Mailman is older. I worry about his heart.

Wednesday 8/13/14 3:14am

Never did write yesterday.

Alright-warmup-flow. Good beats got coffee and smokes. Got silence through the house. Dead house. Tune playing: Falling up by New Animal. Ohhhh sorry ohhhhletting know It’s you ya know.

6:35am still Wednesday.

Hello, familiar void. Satisfaction never showed.

Ended up writing, working out a few dents. I feel pretty okay about it, but not really. I fear finishing is not in my future. Doesn’t matter what I do. Have to pee like every ten minutes. Fuck. Tip toes through the cold, dark house. It’s so fucking cold my fingers are hurting. Had to put on socks, sweater. School busses are out. We home school so I don’t have deal with all that shit. Thank God! This morning I started listening to old Alkaline trio. Just had an urge to hear them again. Haven’t listened to them since high school. Used to blare them with the window down when I was twenty. I hear them and I think of those two summers I was doing crank through every weekend and sometimes into the week. My eyes were always burning. I was always depressed. The wind on my face at nine in the morning on my way home to come down alone. I saw them live in O3. Some bar that isn’t a bar anymore. I was pregnant for the first time and I was showing. How funny. I remember being worried someone (Insane alk3 fans) would elbow my in the stomach, but I was up in that shit. I remember Skiba mentioned tipping the bartender right after the person I was there with bought drinks but didn’t tip the bartender.

5:39am Thursday 8/14/14

Someone said something about a worldwide purge. Looked it up and nothing. Then we heard on the news last night, it’s a city purge. Apparently there are flyers all over our city. Supposed to happen tomorrow night from 8pm to 6:30am. The police are aware and ready for it. I am not the sort of person to hear news of this nature and not take it seriously. I feel like I’ll be watching out my window all night and all morning. With the way shit is, you can’t not take these things seriously. Not when you have a family. I think anyone who’s seen this movie has wondered what it would be like if the purge was an actual annual event. Imagine the psychos you’d encounter. We encounter these psychos everyday, but imagine it being no question. A dude with a machete or something looking to scalp you, just because. It doesn’t matter how careful you’ve been. Just wants to scalp you. Or eat you. Or lock you in a room and put your through extreme deprivation then shock you and torture you-because someone told them to, because they believe it will give them some kind of paranormal power, because someone did it to them, just because. These people fucking exist. I could describe the most terrifying thing and chances are it exists in some form. On another note: I am sick of all my music. This happens because I play the shit out of music I like. Can’t find next good batch. It’s cutting into my writing time. Another side note: When I see someone reading or idolizing Bukowski, I think about how he kicked that chic (On camera-he was a violent man off camera as well) he was with for so long-Linda? He was always drinking that cheap wine. Then I think about that short story he wrote about the child Molester, (the fiend, the pervert? Can’t remember now) how he described the arousal of the pervert. I remember slowly reading that one, until finally slamming the book on the toilet seat (I was in the bathtub) and looking at it like the book had betrayed me. Was Bukowski a fucking child molester? What the fuck?! Yes the pervert in the story was caught and arrested, but the story still fucks with me. Fans of that chunk of writers don’t want to believe Bukowski was a child molester. Just a good writer (Good? Really?) Then I think about how he wrote on a typewriter and you have to read that kind of writing differently.

4:23amThursday 8/21/2014

Purge didn’t kill us. We actually stayed with a friend until midnight, keeping up with neighbors and friends who were listening by way of a police scanner app. Dudes downtown with machetes, they said. Groups in black hoodies beating in cars with baseball bats and metal pipes. Gun shots were heard-more than usual. Helicopters were ripping through the sky above swat teams blazing down the back streets. Our kids couldn’t go outside once eight pm hit (because the real psychos apparently wait for a clock to strike) and my oldest, who’s just on the brink of knowing too much, was driving me nuts trying to figure out what all the commotion was about.

One has many options.

Well, sweetie, you know how I’m always telling you to be careful because most people are nuts? All the nuts are acting nuts tonight. We’re just being careful.”

I didn’t say it like that. That would have spawned a slew of more questions. I’m too busy visualizing getting machete’d by demons in black hoodies to answer her without terrifying her. So I just kept telling her she was too young to understand what may have been happening outside. I told her to focus on being with her sister. I told her to go on, when she’d linger in the kitchen in hopes of hearing any news.

She’s only ten, I have to keep telling myself this. She’s just a child. Because I’m tempted, you see, to tell her everything. To make her tough, now. Too tough, perhaps. I fear it will harden her. So many things we’ve been through have already hardened her. I fear she is losing traits such as humility, empathy, compassion.

Recently, we watched, My girl together. I saw this movie when I was nine, in the theatre with dad and my brother. I was sobbing during all of Thomas Jay’s funeral, tears were still coming when the credits rolled. I remember trying to hide them from my dad and brother (They still saw them, called me out.) anyway. I watched it again with my daughter. Last week. I wondered the whole movie if she would cry (My oldest) during Thomas Jay’s funeral. I cried, again. Not as hard this time. I’ve learned to wrangle my sadness.

She didn’t cry. Didn’t even seem upset.

Instead she was wondering why the scene had me all shaken up.

Note to self: Go back and put the bee in. (Oliver’s bee.)

Friday 8/22/2014 5:52am

Somehow I’ve made another friend. A friend of a friend who was around a few times when I reluctantly went to visit. Now she’s calling me, just to see what’s up. Just to talk. Wondering why I don’t come around. I have no time just to sit, and talk. People are always wondering, complaining, Why you so antisocial? Why don’t you ever come around? Even when I come around, it’s not enough. Even if I’m around two or three times a week. That seems like a lot to me. The other day a friend says, you should come hang out here. I said, We do. And I’m thinking, fuck- we were here two days ago! We’re here now! I’ve always had this problem. People fucking cling to me. What am I doing? Listening. Nodding. Responding. This is the only reason I can think of. I intentionally, bring nothing else to the table.

My husband must have started his period because he’s being a real bitch.

I asked my oldest to choose an animal I can make magnets of, to use for organization and planning. Etc. I thought she’d choose a bunny rabbit or something. She chose a goblin shark.


Early morning piles of vomit – 1

August 11, 2014 § Leave a comment

Get it started

What shall I call this? Nimble entries. Thought dumps. Piles of Vomit.

Warm ups to get my fingers going before I tackle the monster of the novel I am currently working on. I should really just read good writing instead.

I’m putting this here, because this internet journal thing not being updated pricks at me. I’m not really worrying about making this series (if you will) readable. Fixing mistakes. Making it sound pleasing. I don’t care if anyone reading doesn’t keep going. This is more for me. It’s supposed to be raw. I want it raw.

Because I am so inconsistent, and cannot keep organized, I’m just attaching a bundle of days per internet entry. That’s about enough explanation.


7am Thurs.

Up since six something smoking, music, coffee. Fingers ready. Brain ready. Yes. Today will be a good writing day. I haven’t even made any typing mistakes. No little squiggly red lines. I keep worrying there’s no point. No point to either novel I have in the works. Yes, things are happening but what is the point. I’ve been thinking it was my need for…perfection-that moment when you think, this is it. But no, I don’t think so now. I think I’ve have trouble finishing both novels because…(have to stop and think-just had it) Oh, because I too often stop and say, wait-what the fuck is the point? What. Is. The. Reason. ? GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Of course I know there will be endless reasons, conclusions)

8:42am Friday

Late start. Hate these days. Someone’s already awake. Hate is a strong word. Woke up again. Always waking up again. Fingers aren’t quiet ready. Mistakes. Ah, mistakes. Just type whatever comes to mind is what I’m told. Don’t worry about mistakes. But I do. Fingers hit that backspace probably more than the rest most of the time. Do it naturally. I don’t grab the mouse but I backspace like cray-cray – Couldn’t have been a writer before computers. What would I have been? A homesteader I think. But nobody taught shit about homesteading, at least not in person so no computers means no knowing how to homestead, so never mind. A cook? No. I’m drawing a blank. Maybe nothing. Just a mom and a wife- not enough now in this age where there’s so much to do, so much to do, so much empowerment to be had. Saw another commercial about a woman saying she’s swearing off makeup for a year. Good for her, I guess. Women do not and have not ever had to wear makeup, so…I go most of every year without makeup. If Abigail Adams were alive, I wonder if she’d wear makeup? Hmm. susan b anthony: First known women’s rights pioneer and somewhat of a hero for me. First women to actually vote though she did it illegally. I’m always tearing up when I see a women accomplishing something she shouldn’t be accomplishing. Shut the patriarchy down, down, down. Alright-I’m going to write for real now. Tomorrow for you, finger and brain getting ready journal.

9:42am Still Friday.

Well, I’ve stopped to ask that dreaded question again. I hate it that every single scene has to have a purpose. I should just write soap operas. Now I’m paused, staring out the fucking window. I’ve tried plotting but…I can’t that deep into the story like that. It has to unfold. I should just trust myself. But I’ve done that before and it was a disaster. I’ve written thousands of pages just trusting myself, only to realize there’s no actual point. Arg! I should just write porn. I’m very good at writing porn. Erotica-is a better word, but it reminds me of Madonna-Madonna doesn’t get it done. Madonna-stupid name. Anyway – It feels great outside. Sunglasses, coffee, smokes, break.

9:23am Saturday

Another late start. All is quiet though. It occurs to me quite often: I am killing myself stressing about what my stories, say, while fifty shades of gray and twilight are made into movies. Just recently read all three books by Gillian Flynn. GF is great with plot but her endings are…I don’t know, my brain isn’t sparking this morning. Great with plot. That’s my problem. Plot. I feel like every event in my book has to come back somewhere. Does it?

8:50am Monday

Late start: Hate these late starts. I’ve finished the first draft of part one of the novel I’ve been working on. I have two I’m working on. Now I have to think about describing scenes. I hate describing scenes. I hate trying to think about what kind of wood it is and what kind of stone. I’m out of tubes for smokes. See…my brain is shit. Even this stupid morning burn journal I’m trying to make interesting. What is my story about? Adultery, Civil Rights, western standards, sex, and do I dare say, love? I feel like any kind of love twist is going to immediately toss my book into the romance pile. That for many reasons bothers me. I want to be taken seriously. It’s not about money. It’s only some about money. Honestly, though, I could write the shit out of some romance shit. Some of the scenes in both books I’m writing make me think I should try and publish under a different name. I picture my dad on his couch on the river, his reading glasses, reading what I’ve written. No. My family may never know my accomplishments.

9:10am What is today? Oh-Tuesday.

I’m missing my early starts. Should go to bed earlier. Where are the words? Had a dream about finding access to a room that takes people through time at hyper speeds. Not really back in time, just to another time. There was-I needed this blue statue- lifezize-that I was dragging around. And then something else, and words I’d found in a book. All four of us could go at once but my daughter and me were going often on our own, like we would with a car. I was worried about something happening to her, perhaps complete obliteration. We all had seats. We put a car seat in place for our youngest, I suppose we were wobbling around while waiting to be zapped, blasted off. Which I don’t remember-a blastoff. Went to see mother and showed her, then went to see sister to tell her. Believed me at first then talked shit to my mom like, “Show me this time machine.” which pissed me off because my was like, “I don’t even believe it.” and I was like, mom, mom, you saw it yourself, “I’m from…the past.” I remember I didn’t know in the dream, where I’d come from, past/future? She said, it wasn’t enough. It wasn’t enough. Sister was cocky. I was dragging my blue statue away. Couldn’t find the words in the book to get me out of there, so I was stuck there. Then I awoke.

Fucking 9:43am Wednesday.

I don’t know what the fuck happened. These late starts didn’t happen until I started this journal. I think I need to set a new ring for my alarm. Anyway. I’m smoking too much. I’m wheezing, coughing a lot. Know what’s good for a cough? Fresh lemon with raw honey and ginger, dump it all in hot hot water. It’s a beautiful day. Not too hot yet. Forgot to water my plants last night. Need to do laundry, clean this dump we’re living in while waiting to get the house were trying to buy. Goin outside to smoke.

Thursday 6:42am

Tune playing: From eden by Hozier

Long day so today should have been the day I sleep in but such is life. I like it like this. Brain jog brain burn my fingers can usually do it. Like my mirror years ago. I deslisten sits in prison chivalry and lonely son. I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door. Abby Oliver Josephine Carol Megan Jack Jude Mazzy Tula Vivian Chess Jim. Vitoria secret push up bra deli meats t shirt bra less is more let us surprise you. The new look of sexy. Tune playing Academy by Holopaw. I hold the atch and shuffle. Love from me shuffle? Just need to write Tune playing red eyes by war on drugs. Come my sweet. Something something. Beat it down to get to my soul against my will anyone could tell you she’s coming. Baby don’t arrive…something. Hah hah hah Call right away. It’s easier. Surrounded by the night.

Monday 8:21am

Haven’t been journaling but have been writing. Writing, writing, writing. People call-wanna do this? Wanna do that? Said I had a migraine-I was really writing. Said I was spending the day with my dad-I was really writing. Said I had to clean house-I was really writing. Said I was still in bed-I was really writing. Why not just say, no thanks, I’m writing. I don’t know. Sounds pompous or something. Ashes spill. Guy on my porch telling me I’ve saved his life because I got him a lighter looked like someone I used to know. Sometimes you meet people that jar you, rattle you. Others pass on with the breeze. Reading Mockingbird by Chuck Wendig. Quick read. Not a huge fan of his writing. Seems like a first draft. Just reading it until I find something more interesting. Fuck. Have a headache. A real headache.

Tuesday 10:27am

Today I was the last awake. Headache. Half cigarette I’d lit at three am but no lighter. Can the stories I write be just good reads? I don’ t know who my audience is. My audience is me. I write what I would want to read and I can’t be the only one out there that likes to read what I like to read. I have to keep telling myself this. I have to keep going. Plenty of conflict- but I don’t know what the reader is learning from it. The novel. It’s about adultery, mainly. I’m too stupid to be a writer. Meaning, I don’t know enough words to describe what I’m trying to say. I have a real problem with people sighing and shrugging in my stories. No one sees that because I always go back and change those words. Kids are screaming. Kids…

Nothing measures up to my standards of perfection.

Saturday 6:27am

I did write Wednesday through Friday, just didn’t journal before. Previous two days had to do a few things for friend. I am not a good friend. I’m not good at it. I’m not a people person. I don’t usually like to socialize because more people are not on the same tangent as me. They can be on whatever tangent they choose I’m just bla when someone is on another tangent. I can only do so much. Friends want you there all the time. They want you on the phone everyday. They need to know you’re still friends. If they’re forced to go two or three days with no word they say, “Did I do something wrong?” or “Are you mad at me?” AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No! I have other shit to do. No. I need my time. I need time. I can’t be there all the fucking time. This is why I’ve only kept a few closer friends at a time. The kind you talk on the phone with and go places with. Dinner and play dates and all that shit. I can’t handle too many of these people. Cuts into my me time. My husband says, It’s amazing you had any friends at all when you were young. I guess it is. ( I don’t think I wanted them, even then) People just don’t get the hint. They just want more and more and more of me. Why? So I can sit there and nod and listen to them go on and on about their lives.


Stiffer and stiffer as I get older in the morning. Stop fixing mistakes. Little red lines. Dogs need out. House needs cleaned. Music. Where is the music? Morning burn morning burn.


I’ve actually been up since six. Spent that time working on getting school together. We’re starting sept first so I’m running out of time. Less time to write. Can’t write well in the afternoon. Brain doesn’t work after six. Getting too old. Getting too old. Trying not to doubt myself. Everyday it’s a struggle. Have to tell myself-Too many pieces of shit get published. Your stuff is golden. It’s hooking the reader in the beginning I often worry about. Once your in it your in. I worry there isn’t enough conflict I have to keep myself from killing everyone immediatly. Writers Rule: Don’t fall so in love with your characters you have trouble fucking up their lives.









Dear Shia Lebeouf,

June 28, 2014 § Leave a comment

Please don’t fucking die. Don’t overdose. Please don’t do something so crazy the cops fucking shoot you in the chest. Don’t get naked and start eating people. Please don’t kill yourself. I see you in the news and am genuinely worried you will be another tragedy, one I’ll actually mourn. Deeply. If I could give you whatever if it is you’re searching for, I would so fast. Perhaps your recent “Insanity” is stemmed from the unavoidable collapse of what you thought was the world, but wasn’t. Or, maybe you’ve been cloned, the real you they locked away but you’ve escaped, and now you know too much, and it’s making you nuts. Maybe you’ve been and feel abandoned. With knowledge comes crisis, sadness, and then eventually power if it doesn’t kill you first. Or, maybe you really are just hyped up on some drug-I really don’t see that, but whatever-just don’t let yourself get dead. I keep waiting for the news to break that you’re gone. For very bizarre reasons (because I don’t know you) just the thought of you being dead makes my heart hurt. The fucking critics are devils with no fucking empathy, put here to devour those like you. Don’t let them get you, please!

From my heart, I weep for you, with you


I think you’d benefit from going some place with continuously wonderful weather, where you can start a magical forest garden. Focus your energy into creating something beautiful, something honest, something inspiring. If the world can’t handle you, give yourself to something that can.

Listen to this. 01. May

May 4, 2014 § Leave a comment

Pure X – Dry ice
Hozier – from Eden
Sunny and the Sunsets – Dark corners
Elvis – Blue moon
Faces on Film – Harlem Roses
Gaurds – I see it coming
New Animal – Nightmare of Candy Yang & The Black Italian

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Youdon’twanttoseewhathappenswhenIgetangry. See. This is what happenswhenIgetangry.

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Youdon'twanttoseewhathappenswhenIgetangry. see. thisiswhathappenswhenIgetangry.

Youdon’twanttoseewhathappenswhenIgetangry. see. thisiswhathappenswhenIgetangry.


All Kinds of Reasons Not to Look At You.

May 4, 2014 § Leave a comment

I’m too busy to bother with you.
Ze dog, propped on its wiggling haunches, kept moaning/groaning,panting while I went on smoking and staring.
Just moments ago, but it’s in the past just as my coughing which came right after.
All of this, the past. What’s coming is coming and will also be gone.
Just the other day, I inquired from another his fears of growing old.
No. He has no fears of growing old.
I am still thrown.
See, way too busy with these musings to bother with the dog.



Oh! it’s gross out here.

May 4, 2014 § Leave a comment

Already written+dreamed, the times are rushing through me, as I sleep x as I bathe x as I eat x as I tend, but I cannot transfer those times, from daze inducing in my mind, to reality. [(On paper is a jumble I cannot comprehend.) I should not feel so troubled over it.] It is not the same world outside of my head^; it must be the light, the smoke in the air, the simplicity, altering my beauties, changing their minds-It must be something. They are bored, out here, I imagine, because all of what I write, is shit^, once outside of my head.

They grieve, misplaced/It is death out here.

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